— I heard another rumor, that you were bitten by a kind cobra?
— Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Why is it that the one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most, dies? And the ones that deserve to die, keep on living?
I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene.
— Are you hit?
— Yeah, twice.
— Better you than me.
— If you ever want help, call me, or you're dead.
— I'll do that.
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