Lee Christmas – Character Quotes

— You're on your own.
— Appreciate it. It's good to have friends.

Now you know what I do for a living. I'm not perfect, but you should have waited. I was worth it.

— No, that's the point, you know. You think you know someone, and you truly do not.
— Aren't you the guy who said: «The man who best gets along with women is the man who can get along without them?»

— Are you crazy? You could have killed me!
— You're welcome.

I once knew a man called Tool...
To me, was the epitome of cool.
He was good with a knife,
Bad with a wife...
But to think he could beat me
Dreaming he'd defeat me.
Cool Tool.
You gotta be a fool.

— Who is he?
— He's a friend.
— Kind of late. You got a name?
— Friend. She just told you.

— What's he doing?
— Probably making a bomb.
— You serious?
— Ask him.
— What you doing, Gunner?
— I'm making a bomb. You mind?
— A maniac with brains...
— Scary.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you... man and knife.

— I got an idea. And with your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
— My ego?
— Your ego.
— What do you mean, my ego?
— You;ve got a big ego.
— Well, check your ego out.
— Please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur.

— Listen, that girl wasn't your type. Her loss, right?
— I should have broke that bastard's jaw.
— Maybe you were lucky.
— He could have broke yours.
— Impossible.
— You know, Christmas, I understand, but let's just say you were with her for a couple of hours, and it's nice, and it's hot and heavy, but after that, think about it. What do you do for the rest of the day? She probably did you a favor. Now you have more time to feel sorry for yourself.
— You're a bleak bastard.