Lucifer: — What's with all those "hoo hoo" noises?
Dad: — Everything's fine, Pop.
Lucifer: — Everything's fine? Who are you bullshitting? Last time you said that, the Renaissance happened.
— I was the one who created Hell.
— I know, Your Hatefulness.
— Actually, the credit belongs to my first wife. She was the inspiration.
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