— How you doing?
— How you doing?
— You like hockey?
— You like hockey?
— This is a big, important game.
— This is a big, important game.
— Cut the crap.
— Cut the crap.
— I'm being serious. Don't do that.
— I'm being serious. Don't do that.
— How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
— Yeah, that's what I thought. Shut up.
Do you want a Happy Meal? We'll get you one. You got a Happy Meal? Can we get a Happy Meal? Will somebody get the kid a Happy Meal?!
— Nice parenting.
— Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk.
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