As Good as It Gets – Movie Quotes

The minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out.

When I first saw you I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.

You make me want to be a better man.

— Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? A regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me!
— Everybody wants that. It doesn't exist.

It's not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

— Picking on me won't help.
— If that's true, I'm really in trouble.

— How do you write women so well?
— I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability.