— If I was a giant, nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?
— Lingerie.
— Notyou, the bird.
— Lingerie.
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— What areyou doing?
— Selenium. That could be the answer. I'm looking at the Periodic Table on your T-shirt and I see this pattern. Take offyour shirt. I'll show you.
— Yes!
— No, I don't think so.
— We are a carbon based life-form. We move down here, and you've found our poison: arsenic. But the aliens are nitrogen based, right? You make the same move down and over... and where do you find yourself?
— Selenium.
— Selenium. Could be as lethal to them as arsenic is to us.
— And with their metabolic rates, it'll kill them fast.
— Selenium. How much do we need?
— Five hundred gallons could do it, should do it.
— Five hundred gallons? Um, I hate to be a buzzkill, but where are we gonna get that at 2:00 a.m.?
— No problem.
— Yeah, we can get that. Head & Shoulders.
— The dandruff shampoo?
— Yeah, that's the stuff. The active ingredient is selenium sulfide.
— How do you know that? You don't know anything.
— Haven't you noticed how shiny and fake-free our hair is?
— Okay, this is the best idea we got. Let's give it a shot. Come on. Let's do it!
— Yeah! We'll get the troops together. We're getting shampoo!
— I've got the vehicle.
— Good! Donalds, you just got your A's.
