— I don't like what that enchanted box was saying. I'm not... I'm not wicked.
— It's not an enchanted box. It's a phone tap.
— All right. I'll find a way.
— Finding a way isn't the problem, dear. We both know what is.
— Yeah, true love's kiss.
— And I don't think our new resident feels the same way about you as you do her.
— Then I'll make her.
— There's the charm that should easily woo a lovely young lady. She'll most certainly fall in love with you at first sight. Oh, wait. That didn't happen, did it?
— Heroes don't kill.
— So now you're a hero?
— Today, I am.
— Having trouble with your fin?
— I'll figure it out!
— You tricked me?
— You went to a long-dead octopus for advice, and you're going to blame me for your problems?
Regina Mills: — And if our simian friend is any indication, then I think we know exactly who's taking up residence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.
Leroy: — We talking East or West?
Mary Margaret: — Does it matter? Neither one sounds good.
Leroy: — One, you drop a house on. The other, you toss a bucket of water at.
He's prone to violence, impulsive, and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12-year-old boy not like?