Peter Quill – Character Quotes

— I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?
— Yeah, I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?
— I'll do you one better, why is Gamora?

— You're from Earth?
— I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
— Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!

— I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
— Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.
— What dance-off?
— It's not a thing.