Joker – Character Quotes

— This bird is baked. Okay, honey. It's me and you.
— Let's do it.

— Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see, a guy like me...
— A freak.
— Damn right. A guy like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little, ahem... group-therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning. And as for the television's so-called plan... Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them... and...
— What do you propose?
— It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

— Come on, puddin'. Do it!
— Oh... We have got company.
— Batsy, batsy, batsy. <...> Stupid bat, you're ruining date night! Puddin'... Puddin', I can't swim!

— There is something you could do for me, doctor
— Anything. I mean, yeah.
— I need a machine gun.
— A machine gun?

— Oh, come to daddy.
— Puddin'!

Are you sweet talking me? Ha. Ha. Ha. I love this guy. He's so intense!

— I could tell you meant that.
— Yeah.
— You're gonna be my friend.

— Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
— No, but I know how you got these.

You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.