Joker – Character Quotes

You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

— Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
— No, but I know how you got these.

— This bird is baked. Okay, honey. It's me and you.
— Let's do it.

— Puddin'! You got all dressed up for me?
— Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way... I've got some grape soda on ice, and a bear skin rug waiting.

— I could tell you meant that.
— Yeah.
— You're gonna be my friend.

— Come on, puddin'. Do it!
— Oh... We have got company.
— Batsy, batsy, batsy. <...> Stupid bat, you're ruining date night! Puddin'... Puddin', I can't swim!

— Oh, come to daddy.
— Puddin'!

— Puddin'!
— Let's go home.

— You're lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
— Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn!

Are you sweet talking me? Ha. Ha. Ha. I love this guy. He's so intense!

— There is something you could do for me, doctor
— Anything. I mean, yeah.
— I need a machine gun.
— A machine gun?

— Question. Would you die for me?
— Yes.
— That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me?
— Yes
— Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
— I do.
— Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
— Please.
— God, you're so... Good.