— I mean, how much time do you spend doing this for other people? What about you? You don't have any needs? — No, I don't. I'm Jesus. 27 DressesKevin "Malcolm" DoyleJane NicholsIronic QuotesNeeds Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/21/23 at 11:02pm Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you. — Yes. Yes, it is. But then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers... and I feel so much better. 27 DressesJane's AuntJane NicholsIronic QuotesSexWedding Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/21/23 at 11:15pm Share 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake