After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with.
He asks if you want a drink, you smile and you say, "Vodka soda." If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex... an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?
— Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
— Yes. Yes, it is. But then I remember that I still get to have hot hatesex with random strangers... and I feel so much better.