— What you doing, you pig-head sucker?
— Every day for the last 10 years... Loretta there has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.
— Say what?
— Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
— Who is «we», sucker?
— Smith & Wesson... and me.
— Hey, asshole. You can't park here. This is my parking place. I live right up there. Move your piece of shit car out now or give me 50 bucks.
— I do not understand.
— Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me 50 or I take my Pete Rose... and fucking mutilate your car.
— Do you know Miranda?
— Never heard of the bitch.
