Fallon Carrington – Character Quotes

You know, I was actually really looking forward to having you as a step-mom. And if the next one is also named Cristal, then I might have to throw myself down a flight of stairs.

— Liam. Marry me again, for real this time.
— Is that a question?
— Is that a yes?
— No. It's a hell yes.

It may take Liam a while to remember that he loves me, but it will only take him a second to recall how fiercely he hates you. Which pales in comparison to how much I hate you right now. Beep you, bitch.

— Count me out. I'm definitely not partying while Blake is in jail.
— Really? Seems like the perfect time to me. Oh, don't go all wicked stepmother on me now.

— I decided to go back to business.
— So which business? The record label with Monica, the media conglomerate you bought so you could steal the publishing company, or that restaurant you bought so you didn't have to stand in line?

Now, accept my apology before I change my mind. I’m very fickle that way.

— Uh, I didn't realize you were meeting someone else here.
— Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no. That's just my cousin. I mean, I did sleep with him and then almost marry him, but the bottom line is, he's my cousin, so it won't happen again.