— Did you tell 'em?
— Yeah. They're making out their Christmas lists.
— Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretense — of separating himself from the apes.
— So were thumbs.
— They're... They're not mine.
— I was sure you'd remember them!
— Well, I think I'd remember if I had three...
— Four, honey! Don't forget little Joe.