Captain Hook / Killian Jones – Character Quotes

— Please. You can handle it.
— Perhaps you're the one who couldn't handle it.

— I've only seen you go on one date, and that was with a flying monkey. Thought I had to top that.
— He set the bar pretty high. He proposed that night.
— He also tried to kill you.

— Not as hard as the other mystery you've presented me. Why haven't I killed him?
— If it makes you feel any better, it wasn't for lack of effort. Let's just say we bury the hatchet.
— Yes. But why not in your skull?

— I know what I'm fighting for... my family. What are you fighting for?
— Myself. That's plenty of motivation, I can assure you.

Alas, hope and reality are most often worlds apart.

— She's a valuable chess piece.
— Do I look like I'm playing a game of chess?

I may be a simple pirate, but I know one thing. Lakes have water.

— But we can't let Henry wander around alone with that witch and her flying monkeys out there.
— Well, especially since one of those flying monkeys could turn out to be his father.

— Greg Mendell said something funny to me. He said I'm a villain, and that villains don't get happy endings. You believe that?
— I hope not. Or we've wasted our lives.

— We're leaving.
— What does the boy think?
— He's a kid. He wants chocolate milk in his cereal. I'm his mother. I know what's best for him.
— What's best for him... or for you?

— Well, you can spare yourself the trouble, mate. I assure you, your daughter couldn't be in better hands.
— That's exactly what worries me, especially now that you have two of them.