Adam Lerner – Character Quotes

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Adam Lerner
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— I mean, okay, my mom... I don't know. She's a crazy person. She just worries all day every day. And honestly it annoys the shit out of me. It's way too much. And it's not helpful and I can't talk to her. I don't call her back.
— It's a problem. So she's got this husband that can't talk to her and this son that won't?
— Yeah, I guess.
— Makes you kind of a dick.

- I mean, okay, my mom... I don't know. She's a crazy person. She just worries all day every day. And honestly it annoys the shit out of me. It's way too much. And it's not helpful and I can't talk to her. I don't call her back.
- It's a problem. So she's got this husband that can't talk to her and this son that won't?
- Yeah, I guess.
- Makes you kind of a dick.
- I mean, okay, my mom... I don't know. She's a crazy person. She just worries all day every day. And honestly it annoys the shit out of me. It's way too much. And it's not helpful and I can't talk to her. I don't call her back.
- It's a problem. So she's got this husband that can't talk to her and this son that won't?
- Yeah, I guess.
- Makes you kind of a dick.

— Sorry. Are you gonna, like, keep touching me like that?
— This?
— Yeah.
— I'm, uh... I'm trying to make you feel more at ease.
— That's gonna make me feel more at ease? It's like being slapped by a sea otter.
— Touching promotes trust. It's one of the key ways that hospital practitioners make their patients feel more secure in stressful situations.
— Yeah, but it's just... That's not gonna help.
— Really? A sea otter? Is this... Is that kind of better?
— Okay, this is getting creepy.
— I'm sorry.

- Sorry. Are you gonna, like, keep touching me like that?
- This?
- Yeah.
- I'm, uh... I'm trying to make you feel more at ease.
- That's gonna make me feel more at ease? It's like being slapped by a sea otter.
- Touching promotes trust. It's one of the key ways that hospital practitioners make their patients feel more secure in stressful situations.
- Yeah, but it's just... That's not gonna help.
- Really? A sea otter? Is this... Is that kind of better?
- Okay, this is getting creepy.
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry. Are you gonna, like, keep touching me like that?
- This?
- Yeah.
- I'm, uh... I'm trying to make you feel more at ease.
- That's gonna make me feel more at ease? It's like being slapped by a sea otter.
- Touching promotes trust. It's one of the key ways that hospital practitioners make their patients feel more secure in stressful situations.
- Yeah, but it's just... That's not gonna help.
- Really? A sea otter? Is this... Is that kind of better?
- Okay, this is getting creepy.
- I'm sorry.