Dragon Hunters: Cartoon Quotes

— This is all your fault, Lian-Chu! It was your knuckleheaded plan to drown that dragon!
— But that was your plan.
— Don`t change the subject! I decided it`s your fault so it`s your fault! How can you argue with logic like that in the discussion?!

Gwizdo

Lian-Chu

Season 1

Accusations, Prosecution

— Gwizdo, they`re highly nourishing!
— Yeah! They`re hard as rocks, tastes like dragon fecal.

Explanation:

They talk about cocomak, a fruit that looks like a cross between coconut and kiwi.

I can`t believe this is happening to me! I`m gonna spend the rest of my life on this stinking island, eating health food! It just isn`t fair, you know! Some people live in golden palaces with tables overflowing with fine food and belly dances!

Here that`s great! Like living on a desert island wasn`t bad enougn, now we`re gonna starve to death in a dark dingy cave! I suppose we could look on the bright side check out the coolest stalagmites!

— He wants to negotiate, Hector! Negotiate! How we gonna handle this? We don`t know how to negotiate, it Gwizdo`s specialty!
— It's very simple! Calm down, smile. Che-e-ese!
— What do you mean you "smile"? What if they ask me something?
— Take it easy! Tell they: "Che-e-ese"!

— What`s wrong, Gwizdo? Is the contract that bad?
— Opposite, it`s the most beautiful contract the one I saw, and it`s gonna make us rich...
— So, you`re feeling better?
— Not at all! I've never felt so awful. You even know how to make contracts better than I do! I'm a real loser!

I love you all to the last poor idiot! Luan-Chu, you are the biggest sucker that`s ever lived! Oh, this is the happiest day of my life!

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