Aladdin (1992)

— Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.
— Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

— He's got 75 golden camels. Don't they look lovely, June?
— Purple peacocks, he's got 53. Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
— When it comes to exotic-type mammals — Has he got a zoo. I'm telling you — It's a world-class menagerie.

Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.

— You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie?
— Jasmine, I'm sorry.
— Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn't figure it out?
— No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

— Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
— Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
— Ecstatic.

How dare you? All of you? Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won.

Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

— So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?
— Is it that obvious?
— Well, you do kind of stand out.

— Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
— Ooh! You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.

Gotta eat to live. Gotta steal to eat.

— Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
— Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
— Gotcha!
— I'm in trouble.

It begins on a dark night... where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. Will not... It broke.

— Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
— What?
— She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
— Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
— Wonderful, magnificent, punctual...
— Punctual.
— Punctual?
— Sorry.
— Uh, beautiful.
— Nice recovery.