The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.
— What took you so long?
— I just walked in.
— Hmmm. Do you miss me?
— Oddly enough, I do.
— Ha Ha! You said, "I do." I guess that means we're married.
— I guess so.
— He said "no".
— Then why are you smiling?
— Because I had the nerve to call the guy. And sometimes the right kind of no is better than the wrong kind of yes.
Don't say yes until I finish talking.