Funny Quotes about Relationship Quotes

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Joe Harding: — So? What's it like?
Albert Garner: — What's what like?
Willie Davis: — Being married, dummy.
Albert Garner: — I don't know how any of this happened. I mean, I don't even remember proposing. I mean, I feel like a raccoon caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck. She's a terrific person. I mean, she's sexy, we get it on. She's a great cook. She likes me the way I am. I don't even like me the way I am. Everything is terrific, but I got to tell you, I'm experiencing this very odd feeling. I think it might be happiness.

<b>Joe Harding:</b> - So? What's it like?
<b>Albert Garner:</b> - What's what like?
<b>Willie Davis:</b> - Being married, dummy.
<b>Albert Garner:</b> - I don't know how any of this happened. I mean, I don't even remember proposing. I mean, I feel like a raccoon caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck. She's a terrific person. I mean, she's sexy, we get it on. She's a great cook. She likes me the way I am. I don't even like me the way I am. Everything is terrific, but I got to tell you, I'm experiencing this very odd feeling. I think it might be happiness.