— I looked you up on the internet last night.
— Anything interesting?
— Found your website. The Science of Deduction.
— What did you think?
— You sad you could identify a software designer by his tie and an airline pilot by his left thumb?
— Yes! And I can read your military career in your face and your leg, and your brother's drinking habits in your mobile phone.
— Let's do deductions. Client left this while I was out, what do you reckon?
— I'm busy.
— Oh, go on, it's been an age.
— I always win.
— Which is why you can't resist.
— I find nothing irresistible in a hat of a well-travelled anxious, sentimental, unfit creature of habit with appalling halitosis. Damn.