In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
— You know you're not exactly my favorite person in this dump. And I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.
— I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.