"You are leaving me now, aren't you?"
"Leaving? What, you mean leaving leaving? No, I-"
"You are! You are leaving me!"
"I promise, I'm-"
"YOU HATE ME!"
"Well, that's-"
"You are always have hating me and now you are to leaving me all alone-"
"Oh, c'mon, I wouldn't just leave... the car. Or the cat..."