The True Meaning of Smekday - Adam Rex

"You are leaving me now, aren't you?"
"Leaving? What, you mean leaving leaving? No, I-"
"You are! You are leaving me!"
"I promise, I'm-"
"YOU HATE ME!"
"Well, that's-"
"You are always have hating me and now you are to leaving me all alone-"
"Oh, c'mon, I wouldn't just leave... the car. Or the cat..."

"Do you have love?"
"Maaa-aa-aa-aa-aa!" J. Lo laughted. "Of course the Boov love. The Boov love everything!"
I didn't feel up to arguing about it, but I was pretty sure if you loved everything you didn't really love anything.

"I am sorry, it is only that you have not written 'Gratuity' now but instead a rude word for 'elbow'."
"The Boov have a rude word for 'elbow'?"
"Yes."
"You're a very advanced race."
"You see? I am saying."

Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

"You said I was not mean and stupids."
"I know. Shut up."
"You like me."
"Shut up."

The Boov weren't anything special. They were just people. They were too smart and too stupid to be anything else.