The Addams Family – Movie Quotes

Crowbar... dynamite... cyanide. Fester… as if we'd run out...

And, dear Fester, which is the real you — the loathsome, underhanded monster you've become or the loathsome, underhanded monster we came to love?

Look at it, Fester. The primeval ooze. Quicksand, fumes, toxic waste. It's all ours, Fester. You belong here, old man.

What a fool I was to doubt you. Dr. Pinder-Schloss explained everything. What a lovely woman. So chilly.

— Look, children. A new chapter.
— "Scabs".
— "Scabs".

— Your very own brother, you drive him away. "Go! Off with you!" But then you are feeling the little black monster.
— Pugsley?
— Guilt.

— I believe I am understanding. I can help, yes? The theory of displacement. Is this familiar?
— No. Tish?
— Oh, it is too exciting. I will explain.
— Is it unpleasant?
— Deeply...

Your beloved Muerto. After you left, he was simply a different vulture. He wouldn't circle. He wouldn't peck. That's how much you mean to this family.

Psychopaths...fiends... mad-dog killers. Brutes, Fester. Pioneers. Lest we forget.

— Now you're back.
— Yes, back. Back to share your joys, your sorrows — hey, everything.

— Some called him inhumanly evil...
— No.
— Only our parents. I called him brother.

— Oh, Tish, that's French.
— Oui.
— Cara mia.

— But, Mother...
— Can you hear it, my treasure? My heartbeat. It beats only for you. Listen closely. It says, "Gordon, I love you, Gordon, the vault."

— Unhappy, darling?
— Oh, yes. Yes, completely!

— Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.
— Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.
— Even with a chain saw.