Ruthless People – Movie Quotes

— You... look like my mother. I hate my mother. You... You look just like my father. I hate my father!
— Jesus. What the hell was that? Oh, my God. It's the bedroom killer. He told me I look like his mother. He hates his mother. He's dead. So, if I look like his mother... and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.

— Somebody help! He'll drown!
— The water's way too cold.
— There's riptides.
— I've seen sharks.
— Somebody call an ambulance.
— Look there! That's money!

Hello. Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here. Who's this? Well, Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now. My dick's in her mouth. How 'bout if I have her call you back when I'm done. I love wrong numbers.

— Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air.
— Who said that?
— This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him. It's the police department.
— Really?
— No! We're the National Rifle Association!

— The flagship of the entire Dominator line. The MX-10. I have a pair of these myself. 30 inches of thigh-slappin', blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage!
— Bitchin'! Hey, what's the fucking cost?
— That's the bitchin' part about it. It don't matter. If you can't afford it, fuckin' finance it! Yeah! Whoo! So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much! You'll never have to trade this in. This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life. And when you die, they can bury you in it!

It's on every goddamn channel! What'd he do, hire a publicist?

I'm surprised they knocked.

You know, this town has got some Neighborhood Watch!

You can't do that! That's not your money! That's my money! Stop 'em!

Muffy? Oh, Muffy? Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, eat Muffy! Bon appetit, Adolph.