Men in Black II – Movie Quotes

The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would've been eaten. Because you don't listen. You're ignorant. How a man gonna bash through a subway? That's the problem with New Yorkers. "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" I ask you nice, "Move to the next car." You just sit there like... Thank you for participating. Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step. You will have a nice evening.

Excuse my partner. He's new and he's... kind of stupid.

— You're back.
— No.
— How'd you know his head grows back?
— It grows back?

— You guys want some mini-pizzas? They're good. They're like mini-bagels, with pizza stuff on them. She'll put a little fontina cheese on. She has palsy, so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on.
— ...
— No, thanks. We're cool.

— What's up with the video card?
— I don't know.
— Why leave the watch?
— To remind me.
— Of what?
— Can't remember.
— Guess.

— Quit touching my butt!
— I thought it was your face.