Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – Movie Quotes

5 quotes
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Year: 
2017
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Action, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy

Four teenagers are sucked into a magical video game, and the only way they can escape is to work together to finish the game.

— Where's my phone? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?
— Who cares?
— We are in different people's bodies!
— It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern — at this moment.
— Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call, or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a freaking video game"?

- Where's my phone? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?
- Who cares?
- We are in different people's bodies!
- It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern - at this moment.
- Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call, or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a freaking video game"?
- Where's my phone? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?
- Who cares?
- We are in different people's bodies!
- It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern - at this moment.
- Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call, or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a freaking video game"?
- Where's my phone? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?
- Who cares?
- We are in different people's bodies!
- It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern - at this moment.
- Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call, or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a freaking video game"?
- Where's my phone? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?
- Who cares?
- We are in different people's bodies!
- It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern - at this moment.
- Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a phone call, or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a freaking video game"?

— Are you okay?
— That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
— What just happened to you?
— I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
— Yeah, that's what it looked like.
— That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
— You're an expert in zoology.
— What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
— I'm afraid so.

- Are you okay?
- That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
- What just happened to you?
- I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
- Yeah, that's what it looked like.
- That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
- You're an expert in zoology.
- What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
- I'm afraid so.
- Are you okay?
- That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
- What just happened to you?
- I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
- Yeah, that's what it looked like.
- That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
- You're an expert in zoology.
- What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
- I'm afraid so.
- Are you okay?
- That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
- What just happened to you?
- I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
- Yeah, that's what it looked like.
- That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
- You're an expert in zoology.
- What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
- I'm afraid so.
- Are you okay?
- That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
- What just happened to you?
- I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
- Yeah, that's what it looked like.
- That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
- You're an expert in zoology.
- What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
- I'm afraid so.
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