Inglourious Basterds – Movie Quotes

I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false are often reveling.

— Donny!
— Yeah?
— Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.

There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.

— You know what sit down means Werner?
— Yes.
— Then sit down.

— You didn't say the goddamn rendez-vous was in a fuckin basement.
— I didn't know.
— You said it was in a tavern?
— It is a tavern.
— Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin in a basement offers a lot of difficulties, number one being, your fighting in a basement.

I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?

— Did you hear that? That's the sound of my Luger pointed right at your testicles.
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— I was saying that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.
— That makes three of us.

— It would appear, there's only thing left for you to do.
— Say, auf wiedersehen to your balls!

That's why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a Nazi uniform, there gonna die.

— How about you Uitivich?
— I guess so too.

The Jew degenerate known as The Bear Jew, hence forth, is never to be referred to as The Bear Jew again.

You know somethin Uitivich, I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred nazi scalps.

But I sure as hell, didnt come down from the goddamn Smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the Nazi's lessons in humanity.

— When you get back home, what'eha gonna do?
— I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before.
— Well, ain't that nice?

— You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that.
— You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? Practice.