Don't worry, Abu. He's a genie, and genies can't kill anyone. But you'd be surprised what you can live through.
Here's the thing about wishes... the more you have, the more you want.
— Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.
— Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.
Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
— Genie, I need help.
— All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it? Tell her the... truth!
— No way. If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me.
— A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.
Ohh, that's the problem with doing the right thing. Sometimes you do it by yourself.
— Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
— Uh... I wish for the Nile.
— No way!
I understand. You've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
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