Philip Jay Fry – Character Quotes

Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

— When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
— To have parents.
— Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!

I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.

— I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
— When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

If those aren't tears of happiness, please stop crying.

Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears!

If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely.