Megumin – Character Quotes

Kazuma: — If you need to go to the bathroom, let us know!
Aqua: — Arch priests don't go to the bathroom!
Megumin: — It sounds like she's doing fine. By the way, crimson demons don't go to the bathroom, either.
Kazuma: — Did you used to be idols or something?
Darkness: — M-Me, neither. I'm a crusader, so I don't... I don't...
Kazuma: — Darkness, don't try so hard to deny it.

— You at least got halfway through, so you're fine!
— What are you talking about? Crimson demons don't use the bathroom.
— You're saying that now?! I'm already at my limit here!
— I thought that might happen, so I brought this. Please use it.

— No matter what monster it is, it'll be no match for this guy and me. Isn't that right, my partner... uh... Kikuichimonji? Kogarasumaru?
— Chunchunmaru.
— Say what, now?
— I said Chunchunmaru. This sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
— There's no way I can give it such a goofy name! As my preferred blade, it needs a suitably cool name...
— From now on, your sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
— Wh-What the hell did you just do?!

Kazuma: — What's with the eyepatch? If you're injured, why don't we have her heal you? Her one strong suit is healing magic.
Aqua: — My «one»?!
Megumin: — This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world.
Kazuma: — So it's like a seal?
Megumin: — Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.