— His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
— Good. I hate long waits.
— You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon... nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
— Doesn't sound so bad.
— In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years. On second thought, let's pass on that.
— I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
— I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
— Hah hah hah!
— Laugh it up, fuzzball, but you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.
— My?... Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
— Who's scruffy-looking?
— Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
— Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.
