— All right, I'll give it a try.
— No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmph! And well you should not, for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
— Is the dark side stronger?
— No, no. No. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
Well, don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
— I'm looking for someone.
— Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, hmmm?
— I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
— I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
— Hah hah hah!
— Laugh it up, fuzzball, but you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.
— My?... Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
— Who's scruffy-looking?
— Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
— Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.
I really don't see how that's going to help. Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances. The Empire may be gracious enough...