Fritz Teufel – Character Quotes

— Liquidate them!
— Yes sir! Bullet in the head or poison?
— No, that would be a waste. Throw them in the river!

— You're a grand thief, old geezer.
— I'm flattered... But you're still the best, Mr. Teufel.
— You're the most disgusting when you're trying to be nice.

I want results, not excuses! Do you get that? Or else you'll be flying back to the can!

— Safranek!
— Sir?
— What happened to you Safranek?
— I nicked myself while shaving, sir.

— You're pulling my leg, aren't you. These are rats!
— You're not a racist, are you Mr. Teufel! And what if they are rats!

— Any benefits to the widows? Mourning clothes benefit? Benefit for the widowed?
— Nothing. The usual telegraph of condolence from the chairman. And for the orphans a piece of candy. One for each of course.

This is an important matter, kitty. Move your little silky smooth caboose right away!

Of course. Your fee. He thinks I'm Ali-baba and he's the 40 thieves.

— Safranek? Another little accident..?
— I was shaving, sir..
— But your hand!
— Yes I had the razor in it, sir.
— Poor Safranek... You have a string of bad luck on you. I hope I didn't hurt you in any way.
— Not at all, sir.
— What a relief. You know... Cooperation between boss and inferiors is the key to success.
— You're absolutely right, sir.
— You may go now, Safranek.
— And please give my regards to your lovely wife.
— Thank you sir, but she's been living with you for a year now.