— I told you to move it.
— You did tell me to move it, but if you'd said you were dropping a 300-pound mirror with a demon I would've moved it further.
Francis William "Chas" Chandler is a fictional character in the Hellblazer series published by DC Comics and its Vertigo imprint. Chas is John Constantine's closest and longest surviving friend, who acts as his sidekick and cab driver. He first appeared in Hellblazer #1.
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— Half-breeds are most vulnerable when their outer skin is breached by holy water. Certain objects, most notably either of the two crosses of Isteria, have been used by even the unordained to bless commonly occurring waters, even rain. Maybe if... There's no use sitting on the bench if you're not ready to play, right? You wouldn't have one of those enchanted crosses here in a cabinet, maybe we could take with us? Look, John, no offense, I just don't think that it's a great idea, you know... you going on a solo mission to save the world. That's my vote. I don't know what pops thinks, but that's...
— Take him, John. Kill him after.
— All right, question. How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?
— You're not my slave, Chas. You're my very appreciated apprentice. Like Tonto or Robin. Or that skinny fellow with the fat friend...
— Right. So then why don't I apprentice something besides driving, then, John? John! John! I love our little talks, John!
