I have a story. It was Voronezh...
I fell in love with you at first sight. Who are you?
โ It`s boring. It`s boring! And with the wedding not working out...
โ But it was fun! What snacks!... I mean, the trouble with these women! Trouble!
A horse with no rider, the trouble is not far. That is the saying.
โ You... it... Dear! Don`t you know who i am?
โ I know. Dinner.
โ What do you mean?! I am, incidentally, the librarian of the Prince of Kiev!
โ In that case, you`ll need garlic.
How tired i am! You would not believe how tired! All I want is affection. Some reassurance, or at least a kind glance.
Good evening! The branch broke — in half. That`s funny!
Horse youself! I`m a talking steed! And you! You`re a Shamakhanian Penguin!
โ Well? So who is the best hero in Russia?
โ We are!
This is the first we have seen the style of "Za-shi-bu!".
Typical heroes: strike first, ask questions later!
A feat must be shared or success will not happen. It`s a sign.
It`s not princely to walk. People will laugh.
This is tyranny! At least let me eat before the journey!
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