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What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?

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— "If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign of?"
— Who said that?
— Einstein.
— That guy... You know, when he wasn't busy figuring out the universe, he sure could crank out quotes for a fridge magnet.

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I could never be with someone who likes Joni Mitchell. "It's clouds illusions I recall/I really don't know clouds at all." What does that mean? Is she a pilot? Is she taking flying lessons? It must be a metaphor for something, but I don't know what it is.

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One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long. An aphorism never coincides with the truth: it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

Karl Kraus

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