— Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
— That is an excellent practice.
Hey, Vincent. See, that shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way. It could be God stopped the bullets, changed Coke to Pepsi, found my car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced… was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. But what is significant is, I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
Miracles, by their definition, are meaningless. Only what can happen does happen.
Oh, Zia, when are you gonna stop being obsessed with those silly little miracles?
Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says «no» to drugs and «yes» to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. But what they don't realize is they have the power. You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
Never question the miraculous when it happens.
— Do you believe in miracles?
— Not today.