The 10th Kingdom Quotes

Year:

2000

Country:

United Kingdom, Germany, USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama, Fantasy

A father and daughter are caught in a parallel universe where the great Queens Snow White (Camryn Manheim), Cinderella (Ann-Margret), and Riding Hood III (Kim Thomson) have had their kingdoms fragmented by warring trolls, giants, and goblins.

— Virginia, please forgive me. I didn't mean to be so rude. It's just that my cycle is coming on. You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me.
— That sounds familiar.

Wolf (half-wolf - half-human)

— It's no use. The man is a complete idiot.
— If only. Now my father, he was a complete idiot. I'm still a half-wit.

What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know why can't you just say: «Oh, that'll be a hundred gold coins?» Why does it always have to be, No, not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on a giant's ass?