— Help! There's a witch in my shop! And a pirate! There's a witch and a pirate in my shop! — Well, it's your lucky day! Have either of the four of you seen my bank? Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Talesowner of a marine instrument shopCaptain Jack Sparrow 00:20:35 Funny QuotesPirates Quote added by mikado 02/27/20 at 11:12pm Copy quote Report a mistake Share