— Shit. I can't take this fucking waiting.
— Excuse me. Do you normally curse this much?
— I didn't... What, are you a Mormon?
— Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics. What I'm saying is back when we first met, you were all like, «Oh, phooey. I burned the darn muffins». Now, you go into a bar, 10 minutes later, sailors come running out.
