— Can you save my life? — In theory, no. It depends. What are the symptoms? — I have a flight in 25 minutes. If I miss it, I'm dead. If I catch it, you'll be rich. — Your luck's in. I'm not a doctor but I like emergencies. TaxiPassenger to AirportDaniel Morales 00:14:24 Funny Quotes Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 11/14/23 at 9:55pm Copy quote Report a mistake Share