Who Framed Roger Rabbit – Movie Quotes

— You mean to tell me that you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
— No, not at any time. Only when it was funny.

— Dabblin' in watercolors, Eddie?
— Do you want to tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?
— Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.

Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning?

Hey, those ducks are funny. They never get to finish the act!

So tell me, Eddie. Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

My buddy's Eddie V A sourpuss, you'll see
But when I'm done He'll need no gun.
'cause a joker he will be C, D, E, F, G
H, I… I would love to raise some Cain
Believe me, it's no strain.
It feels so great 'cause I'm so tight.
And look, there is no pain,
No pain. No pain. No pain!

— Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?
— I don't know.
— A bridge!

— Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job.
— You've been hanging around rabbits too long.

I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable.

— What's with him?
— Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
— Got a thing for rabbits?

Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty-cake on him.