My buddy's Eddie V A sourpuss, you'll see
But when I'm done He'll need no gun.
'cause a joker he will be C, D, E, F, G
H, I… I would love to raise some Cain
Believe me, it's no strain.
It feels so great 'cause I'm so tight.
And look, there is no pain,
No pain. No pain. No pain!