Eddie Valiant – Character Quotes

Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning?

— You mean to tell me that you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
— No, not at any time. Only when it was funny.

— Let's call the other 50 a carrot to finish the job.
— You've been hanging around rabbits too long.

— What's with him?
— Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
— Got a thing for rabbits?

Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty-cake on him.

Nice booby trap!