— Yes, my name is Dan, okay? And I have a cat. And he licked up and down my face, and now I got this awful-lookin' rash. You see what I'm sayin'?
— You're allergic to his saliva, Dan.
— No, no, no, I'm not. I mean, you know, I never have been prior to this occasion is what I'm talking about.
— But you're saying he licked your face and now it's all gross, correct?
— Well, yeah.
— Okay. How long did this tongue-bath last?
— Well, let's see, it started at 1:00... About three hours.
— Oh, Dan.
