— That's my policy. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards.
— That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron!
Mrs Nordberg, l think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?
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