— I know where you're going with this. You think... I'm some 30-year-old exec who devoted her life to her career. And one day I'll wake up wanting more. Stop me if I'm off base here. No, no. What else? That I can't go on Facebook anymore... because it's only happy couples gloating over perfect babies in socks that look like sneakers?
— Oh, yeah, the little Chuck Taylors.
— Only I'm ten years too late. While I've been working, I missed out on the bad dates... and assholes and now I'm running out of time. No one told me it was a game of musical chairs. By the time I figured it out, it was too late.
